Yes, We Are Winning

Osama or his stand in offer a truce....

CAIRO, Egypt, Jan. 19, 2006 (The Canadian Press delivered by Newstex) -- Al-Jazeera aired an audiotape purportedly from Osama bin Laden Thursday saying al-Qaida is making preparations for attacks in the United States but offering a truce to build Iraq and Afghanistan.

Translation: they need to catch their breath.

"Based on what I have said, it is better not to fight the Muslims on their land," he said. "We do not mind offering you a truce that is fair and long-term. ... So we can build Iraq and Afghanistan ... there is no shame in this solution because it prevents wasting of billions of dollars ... to merchants of war."

Translation: Please Mr.Great Satan, we are very much thinking we are losing and would like the chance to rebuild our forces so we can fight this war in your cities instead of ours. Kay, thanks so much, bye.

Bwahahahaha!! There you have it boys and girls, clear proof that this war is not only winnable, but that we're winning it. Of course the BBC misses the point completely.

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