7.15.2009

That's Not Creepy At All....

I mean a robot that can eat dead people for energy, what's to fear about that? Certainly not cyborg zombies or anything. I mean, yay technological advancement and everything, but is this really the direction we want to head in? Robots eating people? Maybe I'm crazy, but as cool as never having to charge my Roomba sounds, I don't want it to eat me to do it. Not even a little bit. This just has "Warning. Warning. Danger Will Robinson. Danger." written all over it. I'm just saying, when the zombie-robot apocalypse happens (and how do you prepare for that!? Robots? Prepared. Zombies? So prepared. Robot-zombies? The fuck!?) I'm totally going to say I told you so. From my undersea bunker.

*UPDATE* Here's more info on the harbinger of the end of the human race potential doom of us all the robot.

4 comments:

Hammer said...

I guess if there are no dead people handy it just makes some.

toaster lover said...

Robot needs energy. Robot eats dead people. Robot kills people. Robot needs energy.

Vicious cycle, man. Vicious cycle.

Amanda S. said...

I think you need to rethink the Zombie plan. Make that Plan B. Looks like the robot issue is Plan A. But at least they don't eat LIVE people for energy. (That's a really odd justification.)

toaster lover said...

Yet. Doesn't eat live people yet. It always starts small and benign. Some scientist says to him/herself "Hey, it'd be awesome if soldiers were kept out of harm's way. I know I'll make some robots." The next thing you know Skynet has humanity on the verge of extinction.