I've been gone for a while and what do I return with? This post, that's what. I'm starting a list of Rachel Lucas' "Jesus in a ___" statements. Gawd, is that woman a genius. Every time there's a new one, this post will be updated and bumped. In theory.
- "Jesus in a meadow"
- "Jesus in a frosted mug"
- "Christ with a cigarette"
- "Jesus in a green beret"
I know. This is beyond sad. Not like anyone's reading though, so I'm free to wallow in my freakish adulation.