Unadulterated Hero Worship....

I've been gone for a while and what do I return with? This post, that's what. I'm starting a list of Rachel Lucas' "Jesus in a ___" statements. Gawd, is that woman a genius. Every time there's a new one, this post will be updated and bumped. In theory.

  • "Jesus in a meadow"
  • "Jesus in a frosted mug"
  • "Christ with a cigarette"
  • "Jesus in a green beret"

I know. This is beyond sad. Not like anyone's reading though, so I'm free to wallow in my freakish adulation.