7.26.2004

The End Is Way Fucking Nigh

First the Japanese want to turn us into batteries.

A device that produces electricity from blood could be used to turn people into "human batteries".

Researchers in Japan are developing a method of drawing power from blood glucose, mimicking the way the body generates energy from food.

Theoretically, it could allow a person to pump out 100 watts - enough to illuminate a light bulb.


Now the Russians want to turn us into food.

Scientists at the Voronezh State Technological Academy have developed a method for processing blood and turning it into food products such as milk, yogurt, chocolate, and coffee, Interfax quotes the academy’s administration as saying.

Does no one pay attention to the important lessons that Sci-Fi tries to teach us?

Do people think it's some sort of funny coincidence that Japan, the nation on the fore front of robot and android technology, is working on ways to turn human beings into batteries? If we don't wake up we're doomed. Today a light bulb, tomorrow 'The Matrix'.

Now Russia, the land that came up with Baba Yaga, is working on a way to turn people into food. Soylint Bolshoi is people!